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Jan 10, 2019

catsbeaversandducks:

somecutething:

“Oh, for me?? THANK YOU!”

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leafgreen6:

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tinybed:

hoziersgirlfiend:

sekwoja:

Oh I’m feeling just a little-

Hhhhhh

Hhhorrrrgjgggggggggghg

HUAHHHHHHH

*I’m transformed into just a tiny little guy*

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@tinybed

every night the sun goes down i just–

Hrhhhhggg…

gruhhhgggghh

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teathattast:

awaken

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symbrock:

moonlandingwasfaked:

dizorder:

kitty:

poor baby drank too much milk :(

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lost in the sauce

HE’S SO ROUNDE

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(Source: acerebral, via dontbeanassbutt)

ichibankasuga:

hello-kitty-senpai:

klubbhead:

thereallyrealironman:

sheephorns:

zaggot:

little-messs:

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this look is a fucking disaster. and i can say that cause gaud blocked me. if you’re going to act as a greedy god towards your following of 13 year olds AT LEAST dress for it. imagine having that haircut in daily life? couldn’t be me. they look like one of my mom’s distant friends that would start a go fund me for their trip to paris.

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there’s just so much to unpack here. the kimono, mcdonalds fried hair, stealing art, asking minors for money to eat CRAYONS and then using it to buy champagne instead of paying rent… throw the whole package away

Scotch, you’re amazing as heck but, are you really one to talk here?

Mr gay twink goat porn? Mr I bought cheap alien head alcohol while saying I was short on cash? You think you and your audience of mostly young teens have the moral high ground?

Also, you have only showed up on stream with oversized T-shirts and hair that’s like the white twink version of an afro, you are not really a fashion guru.

I don’t really adore gaud either but fuck, they had some fun, they did something silly for the new year and there is nothing wrong with that.

Despite I don’t even think there was any restrictions on what they could buy with the money and they didn’t promise to buy something special with it.

We are starting 2019 with all sorts of discourse folks!

oh this years gonna be amazing.

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victorian-sexstache:

growingbabysunflowers:

zodiacmom:

420ginger:

reginaeinferos:

micdotcom:

Awesome dad destroys homophobic trolls who bullied his 2-year-old son

Owen, 2, loves to watch his parents cook, so his father, Andrew Hook, built a kitchen play set for his birthday and shared an image of the creation on Imgur. Then came out the trolls. Apart from the comments above, users called the toddler a “f****t,” said they hoped the child would get “beat up at school” and told him to “rename your son Caitlyn.“ 

“Let me be perfectly blunt,” Hook reportedly wrote back. “Fuck you …”

It’s gay if it’s in the house but if it’s for money

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totally not gay, right?

Omg^

The boys I used to nanny had this huge play kitchen and the oldest would always cook me things and told me he was going to be a chef. Cooking was his passion at 4 years old. One day I came over and he refused to play with it. When I asked him why he didn’t want to cook he said “my daddy says cooking is for girls and I’m not a girl so I can’t play with it anymore”. He wouldn’t even help me cook dinner anymore. It was the saddest thing ever.

People are so weird… How did we get to this point? Where cooking a meal is considered just for a certain gender? That makes absolutely no sense at all..

Sure it makes sense. Men see women as their personal servants who are supposed to do all the housework, like cooking. And boys who like “girly” activities are aberrations because being like women is bad. It’s simple sexism.

(Source: mic.com, via benjaminthecoathanger)

cashwheel:

miles: actually im thirteen so shutvthe fuck up

(Source: amazingspideytom, via smeliot)

kylorensrey:
“I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name
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kylorensrey:

I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name

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dragon-in-a-fez:

adonis-xx:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

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I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I don’t believe this. This machine looks far too archaic to have a Card Reader. You all are being sold lies.

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why does everyone on this site think they’re the fucking mythbusters

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foxyclock:

I was looking for a lobster pic to add onto my previous lobster post and got completely fucking blindsided once i saw this little guy and i immediately had to share it

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popomodoro:

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a cat i see every evening when I take my dog out for a walk

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skybound-soul:

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

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